This one's a 2-for.

First, last night I was driving around and some Acura with a modified exhaust cut me off to beat the yellow light. His car sounded like a lawnmower and didn't move nearly as fast as he thought it did. So the lights turn green and he tries to pull ahead, but he's too slow, so I have to keep jumping between 3rd and neutral. He thinks he's beating me and is revving his poor little car to the max every time I catch up. Eventually the left lane opens up and I can finally go higher than 3rd gear, so I put it in 4th and merge. I shoot him one of these looks and then open up the throttle. Peace out Acura

Second story happened just a few minutes ago. There was a ford SUV stopped next to me at a light. The light turned green and I put a lot of speed into 1st and 2nd gear to try and merge in front of him. He of course responded by flooring it and managed to get a car length ahead. I go up the gears and pass him a little before slowing down and baiting him into doing the same, which he does. I then put it in 5th and open the throttle again and he tries his best to keep up, but fails miserably. I waved as I left him behind.

Feels good guys, it feels good